Public m*st*u*r*b*a*tion Has Been Declared Legal In Sweden [READ DETAILS]

On June 6, 2013 a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean.

According to Swedish newsite, The Local; the man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled that he was not targeting a specific person. The prosecutor even implied that it was “okay” to play with yourself in public!


Public Prosecutor,  Olof Vrethammar said:

“For this to be a criminal offence it’s required that the sexual molestation was directed towards one or more people.

I think the court’s judgement is reasonable.

With that we can conclude that it is okay to m*st*u*r*b*a*te on the beach.”

Vrethammar however agreed that in the future, public m*st*u*r*b*a*tion might be considered disorderly conduct.

The ruling in this case comes just three months after Sweden’s last major sex scandal. Okay, I just had to chip this one in…

The Swedish police in Stockholm also announced that same June, 2013 that a man who RAPES bicycles was on the loose.

This weird act was revealed to the police after Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom had his bike violated one too many times. Edstrom installed a security camera in front of his home, left his bike outside, and then waited to catch the culprit.

Sure enough, the hooded bicycle rapist showed up, cut open a tyre, and began to m*st*u*r*b*a*te onto the bike as the tire deflated, all while holding a piece of paper in his hand.

The owner of the molested bike, Per Edstrom told the Swedish paper Kvällsposten:

“This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.”

Edstrom was also concerned about what the bike rapist held in his hand…if it was a photo of Edstrom’s girlfriend  the man was masturbating with.

So, so weird!